ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: MY FIRST GIVEN NAME IS (CLIVE) IN REVERSE ALSO MY DJ NAME
DMV: C-CUNT? OR HIS NAME CLIVE?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

He’s the only person on the whole site that uses this post feature the way it’s meant to be used

Poor thing looks so scared

servalias:

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

oh my god the original out in the wild

segamascot:

oated:

segamascot:

oated:

someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

like this?

no

ok

there-is-no-romeo:

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

sm980:

cursedpinterest:

calamarr:

Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque

insanityconcerto:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

brainrotdotorg:

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@were–ralph